(Source: lynxes)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
i wish you could follow people in real life
it’s called stalking and i think u can go to jail for that
(Source: pink-as-fl0yd)
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin)
(Source: savemebarrys)